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Please don’t shout at me, i don’t like it

Please don’t fight with your brothers

Please don’t wipe snot on your sleeve, get a tissue and blow

Please don’t pick your nose, get a tissue and blow

Please don’t run off from me

Please don’t leave your mess on the floor

Please don’t jump on the sofa

Please don’t throw the cushions on the floor

Please don’t draw on the walls or floor

Please don’t sit so close to the TV

Please don’t take all the clothes out of your drawers

Please don’t squeeze the guinea pig so hard, he doesn’t like it

Please don’t spray my perfume like air freshener

Please don’t take everything out of the cupboards again…….

Please don’t use that sharp knife, use your special one

Please don’t stay on that iPod, DS, Playstation, Xbox any longer

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Please clean your teeth

Please get dressed

Please comb your hair

Please choose your cereal

Please eat your broccoli

Please sit nicely at the table

Please do your homework

Please pick your clothes up off the floor

Please keep your seatbelt on when i’m driving

Please use your manners

Please use your knife and fork

Please tidy up your toys

Please be nice to your brothers

Please listen to me

Please read with me

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah………..

 

 

Posted in mother of young children, random, schooling, toddlers

Tags: blah blah, parenting, teaching

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2 Responses to “Please Don’t v Please Do……..”

1. Domestic Endeavors says:

   February 9, 2013 at 5:55 pm

   The guinea pig ‘please don’t’ just cracked me up. It is what the Momplex Blog (one of my favorites! – http://themomplex.net/author/momplex/) refers to as Cruddled (crushed and cuddled). =)

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   • femalesunitedblog says:

     February 9, 2013 at 7:04 pm

     Heehee – cruddled! Genius! I think I shall have a peek at the Momplex blog…….thanks x

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